Hey! I'm Kait, I’m 24 and this is my blog where I reblog a lot of nerdy, creative junk. Enjoy!
- Bisexual - Hufflepuff - Demigod - Timelady - Taurus - INFP (or ENFP) - Photographer -
idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you
idk what 18 year old needs to hear this but that 25+ year old does not love you
Idk what 25- year old needs to hear this but Leonardo Di Carprio does not love you
Me: *reaches down and touches the dirt* someone died here
Pompeii tour guide: could you please stop doing that
my dad–also a writer–came to visit, and i mentioned that the best thing to come out of the layoff is that i’m writing again. he asked what i was writing about, and i said what i always do: “oh, just fanfic,” which is code for “let’s not look at this too deeply because i’m basically just making action figures kiss in text form” and “this awkward follow-up question is exactly why i don’t call myself a writer in public.”
he said, “you have to stop doing that.”
“i know, i know,” because it’s even more embarrassing to be embarrassed about writing fanfic, considering how many posts i’ve reblogged in its defense.
but i misunderstood his original question: “fanfic is just the genre. i asked what you’re writing about.”
i did the conversational equivalent of a spinning wheel cursor for at least a minute. i started peeling back the setting and the characters, the fic challenge and the specific episode the story jumps off from, and it was one of those slow-dawning light bulb moments. “i’m writing about loneliness, and who we are in the absence of purpose.”
as, i imagine, are a lot of people right now, who probably also don’t realize they’re writing an existential diary in the guise of getting television characters to fuck.
“that’s what you’re writing. the rest is just how you get there, and how you get it out into the world. was richard iii really about richard the third? would shakespeare have gotten as many people to see it if it wasn’t a story they knew?”
so, my friends: what are you writing about?
this post kicked me like the football (admiring)
Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time
You CANNOT do this to me
sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost
its the Fisher price
BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE
Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.
Anonymous asked:
i thought you were a lesbian??
esbian answered:
I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FAST FOOD CHAIN
I don’t even want the context
hermey the elf was transgender
female elves:
male elves:
hermey:
you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist
“No daughter of mine will become a dentist!”
“I’m trans actually”
“No son of mine will become a dentist!”
